Team Alfa Sixty-Sixth Session

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Notes

  • ( we return to the battle already in progress, which is swiftly mopped up )
  • The return to town is completed. Few preparations appear to have been made for departure, so the crew attempt to align various political entities to the correct way of thinking:
    • Cmdr Hobbo is reluctant to believe tales of dragons
    • Queen Scaleybits gets super excited in the nether regions
    • Master (subtype: Old) has taken up permanent residence on the fence and cannot be convinced otherwise
      • also, his rules for living are explained and they are stupid.
        • Drink your drink as fast as you can.
        • Only carry people on the road.
        • The Evil One is happy when you believe in gold.
        • You must speak loudly when talking to the wise.
        • Always blame things on the one who asks the most questions.
        • Ride a wild horse to escape the army.
        • Everyone likes strawberries!
        • Next time, blindfold the elephant.
        • Don’t ask someone else to punish a thief, just do it yourself.
        • The only thing that exists is anger.


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