The Nightmare - Beldon

Shit man, wrapped up in a tablecloth again why didn't anyone get me to a real bed assholes that skullboy sure did get us bombed wow!

Sounds like the party is raging but it don't smell right ugh my head hurts gotta get this gunk outta my eyes everything looks wrong.

~blink~

Clearer but looks worse what the fuck bro this definitely isn't a table cloth.

~blink~

Fuck!

Oh my god I'm all tied up here what is this shit even I can't move no matter how hard I struggle this is freaking me out just got to get my knife man who's that screaming is that a burning fucking horse I can't even move my hand an inch I got to run man fight this that horse looks messed up is that me screaming I got to run I got to run I got to run that is me screaming!

"Beldon? Is that you? Where are you?"

Oh fuck man it's Banner praise Alexandria Banner! "BANNER! Hey get over here man you gotta get me out!" He's stumbling around what's the matter with him that horse is stumbling too I gotta get out of here so bad something definitely ain't right with them my hearts racing I'm going to die. "Fuck! Get me out!"

"Where are you?"

That boy looks blind. "Follow my voice. This looks like Dogmoot but its all too wrong. Like when I met that fairy or that thing in the cave you're on about some times. We're in a real mess here bro you got to move quick. Good boy. I'm all tied up you gotta pull me free." What the hell man is he fumbling around trying to untie me? Maybe he's been hit on the head or something? Bewitched? That horse and this place is definitely magical. Where's the other squirts? Bewitch too! Also that horse is real messed up, looks like it's fighting.

For fuck's sake. "Quit playing grabass and get a blade." That'll speed things up. Man that horse is crazy! Could I ride that thing? Probably burn my dick off. "For fuck's sake, Banner, a sword?!? CUT!" Ugh, that dumb bastard. Ouch! Who get's a fucking sword?!?

He'll get me out, we'll be ok. "To the left!" I bet that fairy lady would be impressed with me if I rode that fucker. I wonder where the other squirts are? I gotta find those boys Ma will be pissed at me if I don't keep em safe. "Fuck! Too deep! Right you little shit!" MAGIC! Needed those heals. That horse is still fighting, but I don't see nothing. I bet skullboy put us here to test us. What's he like a druid? Ouch! I gotta find those boys. I want to ride it but no time for grabass. This little freak hits like a truck and he's got a sword in hand. This is the last hit! Ouch!

~lunge forward, grab banners head~

Hold still you dumb squirt. MAGIC! His eyes are a mess o white. MAGIC! There's some pink. Ooo boy, there's some red. MAGIC! Who's a good boy? Clear eyes now.

I'm right up in his face. "Better get your head out of your ass. IT'S GO TIME!" He sees me snap my arm out to point! He sees the horse! Gotta give it to the little freak, he knows when to go! Boom! It's down! Fuck yeah, that's a great explosion! Is that Four? These vines are falling away! Fuck yeah I'm free!

"Holy hell boys what was that..." No fucking way! All those exploding pieces turned into more horses? RUN! "RUN!" Fucking run! "Get the fuck outta here boys!" GOTTA RUN!