Team Alfa Sixty-Sixth Session

Notes

• ( we return to the battle already in progress, which is swiftly mopped up )
• The return to town is completed. Few preparations appear to have been made for departure, so the crew attempt to align various political entities to the correct way of thinking:
  • Cmdr Hobbo is reluctant to believe tales of dragons
  • Queen Scaleybits gets super excited in the nether regions
  • Master (subtype: Old) has taken up permanent residence on the fence and cannot be convinced otherwise
    • also, his rules for living are explained and they are stupid.
      • Drink your drink as fast as you can.
      • Only carry people on the road.
      • The Evil One is happy when you believe in gold.
      • You must speak loudly when talking to the wise.
      • Always blame things on the one who asks the most questions.
      • Ride a wild horse to escape the army.
      • Everyone likes strawberries!
      • Next time, blindfold the elephant.
      • Don’t ask someone else to punish a thief, just do it yourself.
      • The only thing that exists is anger.